i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize