high people should be assigned attendants
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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