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(323): View more from California

literally had 100 drinks last night.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.

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(208): View more from Idaho

he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"

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(615): View more from Tennessee

6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Gym?

(801): View more from Utah

Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?

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(613): View more from Ontario

There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

How much have you had to drink?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Qhaghao Oslo?

(339): View more from Massachusetts

That seems like quite a lot.

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