just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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