Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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