i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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