4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i believe in u and ur pee
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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