scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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