Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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