i barfeds in our rink
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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