Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so that wasnt chicken after all
he wants to bone in the snuggie
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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