i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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