you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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