what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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