ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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