Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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