So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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