She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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