I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
