Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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