Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i love accidental penises.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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