K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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