I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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