You smell like stripper and shame
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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