i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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