so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So apparently I’m into choking now
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