Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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