Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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