He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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