I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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