did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
