Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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