but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
