I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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