Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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