note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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