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i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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