she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
