Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I have aggressive nipples.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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