I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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