dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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