my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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