So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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