my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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