i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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