Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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