How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Randomize
