I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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