susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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