Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
