At least make sure they are 18
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Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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