all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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