LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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