Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am midnight drunk by noon
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
