Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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