You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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