He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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